T I M E grabs you by the wrist

Saturday, February 10, 2007




Yes People, my Florida family kidnapped me and I am now trapped in a small apartment in New Jersey. They are forcing me to do all sorts of terrible things. Go to the movies, shopping, using glow in the dark paints to put handprints on Jessica's ass, doing the time warp, playing with Jessica's best friends little baby, skipping school, yes its all so excrutiatingly painful!
Okay, for real. Yes I am in New Jersey and yes I was kidnapped. I wont be back till like, Sunday. Hear that Jimmy? Quit spamming my tagbox!


Posted by Alexa @ 8:58 AM