T I M E grabs you by the wrist

Sunday, January 28, 2007



Yeah, we totally did not get in the talent show. At least we sang, another act had the music on louder than their voices and they so got in! *Insert angry hissing sounds* Actuelly, i'm kinda glad we didnt make it. I dont exactly wanna go up on stage playing the guy from a frankenstein parody who attracted to his own sister. Thats like, the single most faggish thing you could possibly do. And even i'm not that much of a fag.
A very weird thing happend at the mall yesterday with Jimmy. After she had bought her child pornographic underwear we went into the babys section at sears and started picking out what we would buy for Sharleen. Her mom was pretty weirded out when she found us running our hands along the baby cribs and complaing about how we want children really badly. I know, I'm 12 and shouldnt be thinking about it, but their little hands are soooo cute!!!
For those of you who dont know, Sharleen is me and Jimmy's imaginary daughter. And our pixelated daughter in my sim story. Weird, yes. I know.


Posted by Alexa @ 10:18 AM

Sunday, January 14, 2007



Talent Show is coming up, and me and some people are doing the Time Warp! stay tuned for video.

Crimmy/ Riff Raff- Alexa
Magenta- Jessy
Brad- Jimmy
Janet- Kieran
Transylvanians- Squeky, Duffy, Amanda
Columbia- Chuck
Time Warp script

Crimmy- It seemed that fortune had smiled upon Brad and Janet, and they had found the assistance they had quite required. Or had they?

Janet- Brad, lets leave! I’m cold, and I’m frightened!
Brad- Its okay Janet, they may have a phone!
Janet- Oh Brad, what is this place?
Brad- Probobly some hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet- Oh.
Brad- Listen Janet, they must be having a party!! (way too much excitement here)
Janet- Lucky us (dripping sarcasm)
Magenta- (Hes lucky, your lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky! Hahaha!!
Riff Raff- It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely,
Magenta -not for very much longer
Riff- I've got to keep controlI remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
Riff and Magenta- and the void would be calling
everyone- Let's do the time warp again...Let's do the time warp again!
Crimmy-It's just a jump to the left
Everyone-And then a step to the right
Crimmy- With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,Let's do the Time Warp again!
Magenta- It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
Riff Raff- With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta-You're there in the time slip
Riff Raff-And nothing can ever be the same
Magenta-You're spaced out on sensation,
Riff Raff- like you're under sedation
everyone-Let's do the Time Warp again!
Columbia- Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a changeTime meant nothing,
never would again
eveyone-Let's do the Time Warp again!
Crimmy-It's just a jump to the left
Everyone-And then a step to the right
Crimmy- With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,Let's do the Time Warp again!
(everyone falls)

Janet- Brad say something!
Brad- Say, any of you guys know how to madison?
Janet- (Smacks head)


Posted by Alexa @ 8:19 AM

Friday, January 05, 2007




Happy frucking new years. Lets recap what hi lights happend this year, shall we?
1. Went to see RENT on broadway.
2. Failed math. Had to go to summer school.
3. Started seventh grade in a good class room with my friends.
4. Realised i'm a 50% faggot.
5. Sharleen became some sort of imaginery person in my life.
6. Mackie went to Catholic school, leaving me behind.
7. Dad got a building permit for our new house.
8. The betch crew was born.
9. Officially started dressing punk.
10. Started this blog, abandoned it, then started it again.

Nothing exciting, but whatever! And to celebrate the new year, Erica shoves a sandwhich into her mouth. Happy frucking New year everyone.


Posted by Alexa @ 6:23 PM

Thursday, January 04, 2007




Welcome to the new blog. I've already attempted this, and the under construction message was up for months. I'm really doing this time around though, I've had way too much too say. The first thing i wanna say, you cant leave comment like you could on the blog. Since this is a blog skin, not a template, theres just tags. Tags are awesome. You can leave a message that has nothing to do with the blog itself. Anyways, more tomorrow. I'm going to bed. Night peoples!


Posted by Alexa @ 9:07 PM