T I M E grabs you by the wrist

Tuesday, February 13, 2007



Back from New Jersey! I have pictures, but i dont really feel like uploading them.
So tomorrow, I'm gonna move all the stuff out of my room, throw crap out, pack crap in boxes, then move whats left back in.
Big project you say? Yeah maybe. But since it doesnt look likes theres school 2morrow, might as well get it all done. Some Valentines day, pfft.
The pic is me and brother Jamie. Awww, we look so cute! This was the birthday that I saw how pretty the fire on the candles looked so I burned my hand. Sweet memories of birthdays, and pain.

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Posted by Alexa @ 5:51 PM

Saturday, February 10, 2007




Yes People, my Florida family kidnapped me and I am now trapped in a small apartment in New Jersey. They are forcing me to do all sorts of terrible things. Go to the movies, shopping, using glow in the dark paints to put handprints on Jessica's ass, doing the time warp, playing with Jessica's best friends little baby, skipping school, yes its all so excrutiatingly painful!
Okay, for real. Yes I am in New Jersey and yes I was kidnapped. I wont be back till like, Sunday. Hear that Jimmy? Quit spamming my tagbox!


Posted by Alexa @ 8:58 AM

Wednesday, February 07, 2007



Aw, I love you Frankenfurter. Your silly transexual facial expressions, and your afro.
So today Chuck decided for her video project she's gonna get a whole bunch of people and do the time warp. Did this work out the time we did this for the talent show? NO!
Cuz of course, whenever someone tries to do something cool everyone involved in it bails out or argues with what the leader of the project is doing. Jessy wants to be Magenta, Chuck wants to be Magenta, Some girl named Jazzy wants to be Columbia, me and Jessy think Chuck should be Columbia, and Katie thinks she's apart of this whole this. I hate middle school leadership.


Posted by Alexa @ 4:33 PM

Tuesday, February 06, 2007




I love this pic. It's my fourth birthday and the two cute wooties are me and Emma. Aw, its just like now. She's all shy and nice, and i'm doing a KISS impersonation.
"Me? Take a bite of frosting? No! It was her!"
"Yummy!"
Hehe, luv u Emma!


Posted by Alexa @ 5:37 PM

Monday, February 05, 2007




I've just decided, I'm going to go for the 500 posts challange!
Starting now, I'm going to try and finish by, ninth grade. This year i wont post as much cuz the fact I still live in this crappy house does not keep me motivated. So, when new house time comes this blog will be in fast and furious mode!!!
And every post will have pics, so here is Moona Kitty in her secret hiding spot. Thats right you little furball, i see you! Dont try and look all innocent, I now know why my taco sweat shirt always makes people sneeze! She shall be punished! But, wait, no! Her face is sooo cute! Must.. resist.... kitty cuteness......
Ah forget it, for her punishment she shall recieve a hug!


Posted by Alexa @ 6:35 PM




MAKE ME A SAMMICH BETCH!!!
Yes, it is a Gir shirt. like the fourth one within my pocession. Not to mention a whole compact full of RED eyeshadow of which gives my idiot grandfather an excuse to call me a vampire.
Aunt tutu (yes, spelled tee you tee you) is visiting from kansas and wont stop giving me death glares when i dont say hi to her.





Normal dialogue between me and tee you tee you:
TUTU- Hello.
Me- Hi.
Tutu- I said HELLO
Me- Yes, and i said hi. Thank you.
Grammy- Would you like some nice tomato soup?
Me- No, not really.
Tutu- That is disrespectful!
Me- Go back to whatever rock you climbed under from, betch.
Grumpy- Red eye shadow? Why you look like a vampire!
Tutu and Grammy- *giggles*
Why, is this another rambling post? Yes it is. Hmmm, to get to the point things have been going the same. The teachers put me in groups with people i hate, Adam Fox keeps telling everyone how me and Jimmy are bi but people think he's talking about Alexa Burman and Jessy, Mr. B is doing that anti drug thing during spanish calss, hmm, yeah thats pretty much it. Chao, betches.


Posted by Alexa @ 5:03 PM